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Rubdown Rendezvous
Apprehensive at first, I got my first rubdown. I was HOOKED. Each massage was better than the last. We are talking magical rubdowns

Colbie
Jan 16, 20242 min read


Ode to a Woods Fucker
I took you in and called you friend, my empathy I would lend. I followed you to the edge where I stood like a sucker as you started your...

Colbie
Mar 7, 20231 min read


FYWTF - The Latest Exercise Craze!
Get on board with the latest exercise craze and find your inner fabulousness! #FYWTF2022

Colbie
Feb 19, 20222 min read


My Road to the Top
I started the summer full of promise and ready to be molded into a marketing guru that would surely become CMO of one of the top fortune...

Colbie
May 11, 20212 min read


Danger Dick
To be clear, let’s define it. Danger dick is dick that you know is wrong, but you crave it anyway.

Colbie
Apr 16, 20212 min read


One Quick Question
Baby I know you are tired, and I appreciate you giving me these last few hours. I just have one last quick question.

Colbie
Apr 14, 20212 min read


Let Me Buy You a Drink
Like so many others, I had a job that brought me to exotic places I would have never gotten to experience on my own. One such place was...

Colbie
Mar 5, 20212 min read


A Frosting Goodbye
It was the last day at my part-time job before I started my “real” job and we were celebrating my future success complete with an...

Colbie
Mar 2, 20213 min read


A Roommate's Tale
It was a bumping Wednesday evening the Spring of my Freshman year of college. After a night of vigorous studying, I decide to turn in...

Colbie
Feb 19, 20212 min read


A Case of Mistaken Identity
Picture it, Spring Break circa 2005. The scene opens on a group of campers in the dessert toasting to their friends of yester year and...

Colbie
Feb 18, 20211 min read


Excuse Me Sir, Do I Know You?
Being the strict rule follower that I am and knowing all of the best workplace practices, I have made the bold choice to shit where I eat...

Colbie
Feb 17, 20212 min read


I Was Diagnosed With NDE
It’s exciting, thrilling—you stay up late on a school night just to get it! With NDE, women that used to be in bed by nine are closing down

Colbie
Feb 4, 20212 min read


Black Market Sperm
It’s Saturday night and I am getting down with my fine specimen of a man. And when I say fine, I mean FINE. We’re talking cut arms, abs,...

Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read


Flesh Dildo
Typical Thursday, I am working away disgruntledly when “Buzzz” my man hits me up over text. What can this be? A confession of his...

Colbie
Feb 1, 20212 min read


Your Grandma is a Wh*re
Yes, you read that title right, granny is a whore. I'm sure you're thinking, how could this be true about sweet little Memaw?! To be...

Colbie
Jan 26, 20212 min read
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